A group of military Officers are standing around talking when
a Lieutenant said, "I feel that making love is 80% fun and 20% work."
Captain responded by saying, "No, I think that making love is
more work than that. I would say that it is 60% fun and 40% work."
Then a Major says, "No, making love is definitely way more work
than that. I would say that it is 20% fun and 80% work."
They are all contemplating these revelations when a private walks by. The officers call the Private over to ask his opinion.
The Major says, "Excuse me, Private, we are having a discussion
and would like your input. The Lieutenant says that making love is 80% fun
and 20% work. The Captain says that making love is 60% fun and 40% work. I
say that making love is 20% fun and 80% work. Private, what is your opinion?"
The Private smiles and says, "Sir, you are all wrong. Making love
must be 100% fun because if there was any work involved, you would have the
enlisted men doing it for you."
