BigG's blog: "random crap"

Now i know what your thinking.... you don't get Midget swans well thats true, unless you count white ducks, but then there not swans proportion size there neck is no way near long enough to even be mistaken for a swan either a midget one or one that is seen from far away. Any way you have got me off the point.

So Midget swan racing isn't the process of racing a midget swan , i mean what would you race it with... other Midget swans I suppose , but there could only be a few of them not really enough to start a proper sport . Any way it is the process of getting NORMAL size swan placing a Midget on his or her back and racing along a pre determined course, perhaps a river or canal ( Spectators would get a better veiw that way ).

Now the problem that we have is although Midgets are small  this is clearly highlighted in any good confectionary store, that sells a sweet. Gem like in colour and apearance and small oooo very small. These fine chewy sweets are know as MIDGET Gems. They might not be small enough

So it has been decided by the Midget Swan Racing Committie consisting of Scally and I..cofounder's of this new sport, that we will except non fully grown Midgets. Asl long as they have at least a BSC ( Bronze Swimming Certificate)

The general rules of MSR will be highlited in further blogs.

PS. If anyone is offended by the premiss of this new and exciting sport, you may email scally and tell him , he would be glad to hear from you.