SUGGESTED NEW SLOGANS FOR MICHIGAN
"The one that looks like a mitten."
"Where used cars from Florida bring top dollar."
"No hurricanes here."
"The Orange Barrel State."
"So close to Canada you can hardly tell the difference."
"We know the rules of euchre."
"Got fudge?"
"Two Mystery Spots. No waiting."
"Yes, the Porcupines are real mountains."
"Soda? We say pop here, buddy."
"No riots since '67."
"More than just boarded up auto plants."
"Casino fever - catch it."
"Sandy beaches without the severe undertow."
"Imagine an island where horse manure still litters the streets."
"Water enough for any drought."
"Visit Hell, Paradise, Christmas and Climax."
"Birthplace of Meijer Thrifty Acres."
"Where Ontario is a shortcut to New York."
"Gerald Ford slept here."
"It's called snow. Get used to it."
"Where the names of toney suburbs needlessly end with "e."
"Deer processing available here."
"Not as flat as Indiana."
"Try eating corn flakes without us."
"Hardly any annoying lizards or poisonous snakes."
"Big on flannel."
"It's not the heat. It's the humidity!"
"Where the mosquito is the state bird."
"Smoked fish sold here."
"Good people with camping trailers."
"We moved American history to Dearborn."
"No toll roads and proud of it."
"Our biggest bridge makes yours look puny."
"Land of snow machines and bass boats."
"We know a place where wooden shoes are always in style."
"Where lousy teams get new stadiums."
"Speed limit's back up to 70, so move it!"
"The Red Wings State"
