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MEXICAN EGGS

Some of the internet stuff I wonder if it is true. I didn't check snops but this is surely true. Since one must send on the important stuff, I'm sending this. DAB : Subject: Highway Assistance  Two Mexicans are riding along Pacific Coast Highway on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help.  The two Mexicans ask him for a lift, but he tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls.  The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back with their bike will he take them and he agrees.  They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way.  By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down.  Sure enough the Highway Patrol pulled him over for speeding. The officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies Mexican eggs.  The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.  He gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers.  "I've got a 18 wheeler with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it - 2 have hatched and they already managed to steal a motorbike." Â
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