Some of the internet stuff I wonder if it is true. I didn't check snops but this is surely true. Since one must send on the important stuff, I'm sending this. DAB :
Subject: Highway Assistance
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Two Mexicans are riding along Pacific Coast Highway on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help.
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The two Mexicans ask him for a lift, but he tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls.
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The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back with their bike will he take them and he agrees.
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They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way.
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By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down.
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Sure enough the Highway Patrol pulled him over for speeding. The officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies Mexican eggs.
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The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.
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He gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers.
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"I've got a 18 wheeler with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it - 2 have hatched
and they already managed to steal a motorbike."
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