One day my housework-challenged husband decided to
> wash his Sweatshirt.
> Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he
> shouted to me, "What
> setting do I use on the washing machine?"
> "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your
> shirt?"
> He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
> And they say blondes are dumb..
.
> A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going
> to make you the
> happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, > "I'll miss you..."
> "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says
> as he stepped out
> of the shower, "honey, what do you think the
> neighbors would think if I
> mowed the lawn like this?"
> "Probably that I married you for your money," she
> replied.
> He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
> She said - That's a
> good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I
> sit on the sofa and
> fart.
> Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking,
> sensitive man?
> A: A rumor
> A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were
> celebrating their 40th
> wedding anniversary. On their special day a good
> fairy came to them and
> said that because they had been so good that each
> one of them could
> have
> one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the
> world with her husband.
> Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets
> in her hands
> The man wished for a female companion 30 years
> younger...
> Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love
> that fairy!
> A PRAYER....
> Dear Lord,
> I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
> Love to forgive him;
> And Patience for his moods.
> Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
> I'll beat him to death.
> AMEN
> Q: Why do little boys whine?
> A: They are practicing to be men.
> Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
> A: Trustworthy.
> Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed
> gasping for breath and
> calling your name?
> A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
..
> Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their
> males after mating?
> A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
> Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the
> toilet?
> A: It helps them remember which end they need to
> wipe.
> Q: What is the difference between men and women?
> A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
> A man wants every
> woman to satisfy his one need.
> Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your
> e-mail?
> A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
Enjoy!
Women will Love this!!!
Men will think that a Woman Wrote this!!
