Here's some quotes I found from IdbM.com Enjoy[:
& you know the drill.
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And tonight, you're gonna break your one rule...
Gotham National Bank Manager: The criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in? What do you believe in!
The Joker: I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.
You've changed things... forever. There's no going back. See, to them, you're just a freak... like me!
Why... so... serious?
The Joker: A little fight in ya. I like that.
Batman: Then you're going to love me.
Let's put a smile on that face!
It's all... part of the plan.
The Joker: This town deserves a better class of criminal... and I'm gonna give it to them. Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city.
The Chechen: They won't work for a freak...
The Joker: [mocking his accent] A freak...
[pulls out his switchblade and tosses it to some goons who grabs the Chechen]
The Joker: Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. It's not about money. It's about sending a message.
The Joker: Where do we begin? A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Your balls drop off?
Gamble: So what are you proposing?
The Joker: It's simple: Kill the Batman.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We're tonight's entertainment.
Introduce a little anarchy... Upset the established order... & everything becomes CHAOS. & you know the thing about chaos? It's fair.
But tell people one, tiny little mayor is going to die...
well then everyone loses their minds!
Batman: Why do you want to kill me?
The Joker: I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you?
Do I really look like a guy with as plan?
I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't have plans. I just do things.
This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
You know, you remind of my father.
... I hated my father!
Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Lets put a smile on that face!" And..... WHY SO SERIOUS?
WHY SO SERIOUS?
I took Gotham's white knight, and lowered him to our level. It wasn't hard. Y'see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little...push.
The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules!
See, I'm not a monster...I'm just ahead of the curve.
Introduce a little anarchy... Upset the established order...
You see, nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying. If I told people that a gangbanger was going to get shot, or a busload of soldiers was going to get blown up, nobody would panic. Because it's all part of the plan. But tell people that one tiny little mayor is going to die and everyone loses their minds!
You'll see, I'll show you, that when the chips are down, these uh... civilized people, they'll eat each other.
You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got em'? Come here. Hey, look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful; like you. Who tells me, I worry too much. Who tells me, I ought to smile more. Who gambles, and gets in deep with sharks. One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can't take it! I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So I stick a razor in my mouth and do this... to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!
Starting tonight... people will die. I'm a man of my word!
I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.
See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like gunpowder...and dynamite...and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!
Oh, Oh, YOU… You just couldn't let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are, incorruptible. Aren't you? Huh? You wont kill me out of some misplaced sense of self righteousness. And I, won't kill you because you're just to much fun. I think you and I were destined to do this forever.
