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Member - "Slipknotmaggot"

So, I'm just sittin' here at 1 in the morning just minding my own business. Listening to music, watching some videos, checking out peoples profiles, making some new friends - you know the usual boring "got nothin' goin' on" Saturday night bullshit. So, I'm sittin here and this asshole who is on my friends list apparantly - "Slipknotmaggot" , dumbass name I know, sends me a shout. He starts making derogatory comments about my Man and myslef in my NSFW pics. Well, normally I would get upset and freak the fuck out but I was just like "Dude, wtf is your point?" he proceeds to tell me that I'm gross and blah blah blah and I'm like well don't look. And then of course he mentioned something about how I churned his stomach which actually made me chuckle. I was amused that this kid had nothing else to do but to check out some broads dirty pictures - some broad that HE friend requested in the first place - and then talk shit. I suppose he must have not been able to get laid by whatever Juggalette princess he was trying to throw it to and had to come home and take it out on someone and that someone just happened to be little ole me. Well, nice try buddy...it did however prompt me to make my NSFW pics available to family members only due to people and their need to for "Necessary Assholery" so, oh well...I am normally an exhibitionist and don't give 2 shits who sees what. However, I do not have the time or energy or the blood pressure meds to deal with shitwits who can't get laid and need to take it out on others. So, to you Mr. Slipknotmaggot, my advice is go get you some Old Spice Swagger pal - you sound like you need it, cuz you obviously don't have it baby. Cheers, fuckhead.
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