Medical distinctions
We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them? In
an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed
below.
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts
to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying
somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with
the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on
your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to
say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the
definitions. Medically speaking, there is no
difference in the outcome
since both ultimately result in death.
