A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when
they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the
opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less
serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given
to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway
here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and
both took cover in the ditches along the road. "I yelled to him that Saddam
Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy
is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk." "So I said that Osama
Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He
retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!" "And, there
we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us"
