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43 Year Old · Female · From Portland, OR · Joined on September 28, 2008 · Born on March 14th · 1 referrals joined! · 1 person has a crush on me!
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43 Year Old · Female · From Portland, OR · Joined on September 28, 2008 · Born on March 14th · 1 referrals joined! · 1 person has a crush on me!
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Am I the only woman in existence who doesn't think with her pussy?

I'm betting 99% of users who contact me do not read my warning label. I suppose they'll be in for an interesting ride.

I know I'm not fake, if that helps any. I don't fish for compliments nor do I expect them from anyone. I know that I'm not beautiful compared to the other women (fake or real) here on Fubar and I don't care. Like me or not, I couldn't care less either way.

You want to cyber? Go fuck yourself! You want NSFW pics? Go fuck yourself! I don't think about sex all the time, as it is. You want to show me your NSFW pics? Go fuck yourself! You want a girlfriend? Go fuck yourself. If you don't like what you're reading, then please proceed to get the fuck off my page. It won't hurt my feelings one bit.

43 Year Old · Female · From Portland, OR · Joined on September 28, 2008 · Born on March 14th · 1 referrals joined! · 1 person has a crush on me!
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I like peace and quiet. I love insanity (it's healthy, ya know). I like sarcasm and dry humor. I like god-awful shit that makes the hairs stand on the back of your neck. I love the strange and abnormal. I love people who DO NOT think about sex ALL THE FUCKING TIME! I like to cuddle. I like to blow shit up with my mind. I like to blow your mind. I like to talk to the voices in my head and no, we don't think you're very funny.I like liquor, for beer makes me puke. I love a gorgeous smile and if there's a pair of sweet eyes to match, then you had me at HELL YEAH! I love the color purple, not the movie, the fucking color. I love to listen to those who need an ear. I love to write poetry and short stories. I like taking long walks in quiet places without having to be hassled by nosy/horny cops who tend to fuck with me just because I don't look right. I like being there for my friends. I like caring about my friends and those whom treat me with respect. I like to be honest. I love to shoot pool. I love to hang out with small groups of friends at their place (assuming I could find any friends in the area..) I like to have my alone time; no, not playing with myself, you sick little puppy. I love video games, especially RPG's. I love Sephiroth. I like to RAWR a lot, so get use to it.

I don't like psychopathic delusional ape men who think that they are someone they're not. I hate sanity. I don't like firearms, but I can tolerate them. I don't like knives, yet swords are okay. I don't like those who never know when to shut the fuck up (ie: those who love the sound of their own voice). I don't like mind games. I fucking despise those who persistently push me to the point where I will lose control of my insanity. I don't like being around large crowds because they make me paranoid and make my mind produce homicidal thoughts that I would so love to initiate.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light? Well, I have and he fucking sucks as a dancer.
Video Games

When I was a kid, I watched one of my older brothers play Final Fantasy for the Nintendo console. Since that very day he brought the game home from the store, I became instantly hooked with RPG's.

Now, I'm into nearly any RPG you can throw at me, although the Final Fantasy series will always be my utmost favorite. Sephiroth is the best thing out there!

Me as Lulu. Bring it, bitches!
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    Taco Tuesday 'nz on ya page!

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  • Someone ⇒ Maylin
    Have a wonderful night sweets

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    Thank you also for accepting have a great weekend

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  • Maylin
    Running in 4 hours sleep. The anxiety is real.

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    Taco Tuesday 'nz on ya page! Thanks for the add

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    Magical mondayyyyyyyyyy looooooooovoe!!!!!!!!! KISSSSSSSS

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  • PrettyToy712Maylin
    Oh hush your face! it wasn't a bother at all! I'm glad to see you back, so I couldn't pass up the chance to come chat with you for a few minutes! I will definitely come harass you some more later today goooooooodnight

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  • PrettyToy712Maylin
    lol well you were too good for the east coast anyway I'm glad you're enjoying it out there too! I won't argue with you about going back to get more ink though. You wear your ink well, so the more the merrier, I say! lol. And, as lame as it is, I'm afraid that I need to head off to bed...I'm gonna be soooo friggin' dead all day today when I end up getting like 3 hours of sleep XD lol. I was about to head off to sleep when I got an email saying that I had a new comment from you on here...so, naturally I had to jump on here to see if it was true! lol. I'm super happy to see you back and I hope you intend on staying around. Would love to catch up some more

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  • PrettyToy712Maylin
    lol well I think you've got every reason to smile! You're still SUPER fuckin' adorable! I'm glad to hear that you're doing good and congrats on finding yourself in Portland a friend of mine moved there a couple of years ago and she loves it there. It looks really pretty from all of the pictures I've seen her post since moving there

    7 years ago · Reply
  • PrettyToy712Maylin
    Indeed! It has been a long time! I've been doing pretty good no complaints here, really. I hope YOU have been doing well! nice to see you back around here

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  • EyeScreamMaylin
    hey!!!

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  • ChuggyMaylin
    YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!F.U.C.K. Stands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise me we'll F.U.C.K. forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F. U. C.Ks are. 9,675,000,000 people in this world & yet I ended up with your crazy ass as a friend? Damn, I'm lucky! -lol- Send this to everyone you love.Get 1 back - people feel sorry for youCryGet 2 back - You have a couple true friendsTongue outGet 3 back - You're alrightSmileGet 4 back - Your lovedSmileGet 5 back - Your adoredKissGet 6 or more - Damn your a celebrity Surprised....mmmm Yum!

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  • Someone ⇒ Maylin
    how are you

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  • pfMaylin
    Mwahz sexy

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  • Viper XpXMaylin
    hugz hon im great n its been more than kind to me i hope all is well there

    14 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Maylin
    AWWWW! I miss my May May! *molestors and licks* bwahahaha

    14 years ago · Reply
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