Wicked Skull's blog: "maury the Skull"

Hey all what up? the shelving community has issued there monthly gossip. they caught the home invader them dirty rats!!!! there was two of them I am not gonna name any names nut seeing as they know who they are they feel the quilt they have to live with for doin what they did!!! they are BAD!!! but what can ya do everyone needs a second chance. Just incase we cannot trust them we have hired some guards to protect the shelving community right now we only have four guards but soon we hope to aquire four more, they come from a well known company and do not require a big payment!!! Which is awesome because since the babies were born we have been havin to buy a lot of food they sure can eat. I knew they would soon come to realize that there is life outside the shelving comunnity and lately I have been called to go lookin for one of them and it is more so chaos more then anyone else I tell ya we named him right!!! There is rumer goin around that there may be a wedding happening at the shelves but I have yet to pry it out of anyone so I am lookin for clues and I tell ya some of the things you see there, and ya think I am weird! lol we have been exsperiancing quite the heat wave over here with us not having air here we have been dieing but the shelves say it has not been hot enough I think Daddy has gotton to there heads who knows!!! Well til next time same bat channel same well not same time either way, Ta Ta for now!!!

So the police stopped over at the shelving community today, to let them all know the results of the investi9gation. Well it turns out it was a real actual home invasion those poor dears!!! So now the police are running a full investigation on who it was. hopefully soon they will have an answer and the shelving community can finally get some rest, since they have not gotton any since this whole thing has happened!!! So if anyone happens to know anything please contact the police at 555-1234! those who read this it would be greatly appreciated if some comments were left!! thank you the shelving community!

Hey what up all??!! Well here I am again for all the friends enjoying reading the adventures of Maury the skull!! I have more news to reprt or gossip which ever you would like to call it. Anyway I was out of the house last weekend I believe it was Friday evening well when I got back I really did not pay attention to the shelving community I ean come on even I can get enough of the misfortunes those poor objects go thru but damn it I have a semi life to you know! Well when I did come around the community on Sunday afternoon I discovered somethin was amiss!! At first I did not realize what the problem was til Maury screamed at me to look at him he needed my help. I look and poor Maury is just hanging out the window of the apartment upside down and helpless, to top it of the apartment had ashes poured right in it the nerve o some people I tell ya!! well I take a good look at the rest of the couminity everything was all toppsy turvey..... The poor babies were so confused they had know idea what was goin on I mean they are only a month old!! Well I call the police after I right what I could with out disturbing the crime scene they all think it was some ass bein an ass but I really think a mini tornado came thru well we should have the reports on monday tell us as to what had happened and if it was an ass stirrin up the pot we will call the lawyers!!! dum dum dum!!! that will be our next installment til then all later days!!!!

Hey all welcome back to the shelving community!!!! We have missed one and all! So if you all deducted right the angel had the babies!!! Thats right I said babies who knew? If she did she was not telling well the angel had triplets yes they arer cute and cuddly and all the good stuff imaginiable with babies, but.... unless one of the skulls was a duck then she slep around with all kinds of men or ducks whichever!!! ya so we have to have all kinds of tests done. Maury is flamin and so is his partner I mean neither of the skulls can remember if they are a duck or not its been so long since they have been reduced to just bein skulls so how the hell they gonna remember! We called the maury show and talked to a producer there and they are gonna wait for the birth of my possible impending grandmother hood and just make it one bigg show called the crazies and there babys. We have pictures of the newest additions but I forgot to have jess download them so hopefully tomorrow we will have them posted!!!! the babys have been well recieved in the shelving community and they have literally turn there backs on the angel they just cannot believe one of gods creations could be such a whore. I heard a few of them talkin and even if neither skull is the daddy they are still gonna fight for custody of the babies cause they feel the angel is not a good enoug person to raise those beautiful little ducklings. So as you can tell the shelving coummunity has really heated up with the birth of the kids and we will be seein more action as the days go by so stay tooned to what goes on next and keep your eyes open for the pics. oh and the community said any feed back you have to give on this subject would greatly be appreciated... well I am off have a good day!!! and don't forget to send out your congrats to Maury and all.

OMG!!! Maury and Irv got a phone call today from the slut Angel when last we heard from here she was in a home for pregnant unwed angels!!! lol Anyway she called today to let the boys know she felt the babt move today and that it has been very active! yeah happy news! Beforeyou all go counting no it is not to early for the baby to be felt yake in mind this is an angel and skull who are the parents duh!!!! they progress quicker! Now back to the news.I am now assuming that the baby will be born with legs and the such which of course this has maury and Irv so excited even tho they both know only one can be the dad they still can't wait for the birth so the bothe of them went to go tell daddy skull the good news and he was not as happy as the boys of this big move cause that just means one thing to him he knows if this baby is moving it has legs and with legs is doom this thing could go for world domination or even worse demolition!!!! whooo now he has not told the boys why he showed up out of the blue for he loves the boys they know why he has not been around but how can he explain to them that he has come to do his job, he has been sent for the baby as soon as it is born!!!!! KNow I tell ya how to you break this kind of newsss !!!! On the other side of town maury has been sitting down thinkin like he has since the day his dad showed up from know were. He knows what his dad so he has an Idea on why his dad is here but who who is his father her for and why has his dad not say anything!!!! these questions and many more to be answered in the next installment!!!!

Hey all whats up!!!! well quess who came blowing into the shelving community!!! MY God Maury was so pissed when he opened his door and on the door step was non other than his dad!!! Ya you should of seen the look on Irvs face he brought all there brothers and sisters with so they all can meet and get to know one another. Well can't chat long so I must move onto the other news yep more freakin news it is so cool. they had a visit from a giant and now there dad and family wow how the shelving comunity is coming together and hopefully soon I will have the pictures of the giant and the Daddy

Hey everyone its me, let me tell you about Maury well I recieved him as a friend when I was digging for gold. I named him Maury because he struck me as a maury well Maury has a friend named Irv who lives in an ashtray of mine they have become close friends as luck would have it Maury needed a place to stay and so Irv is letting him live in his home {the ashtray} they seem to enjoy there freindship til one day this beautiful angel came into there life she was charming the both off them and neither one knew it! Well wouldn't you knowit the angel is pregnant, haha anyway they don't know who the daddy is I quess that will wait til she has it and then they all can go on maury, haha Well Maury and Irv are ok with letting it go til the baby is born but do you know what the slut went and did? Well let me tell you, she decided it would be fun to go start flirting with Maury and Irvs neighbor the got milk cow now the whole shelving community is all up at arms om what they are gonna do cause now she went and pissed off two skulls scarey damn right.... well this is the adventures of maury the skull and as the rest unfolds I will tell the rest so stay tuned for more to come......