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created on 07/31/2007  |  http://fubar.com/master4slave/b109837

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I've done 106 out of the 131 stupid things AND tag 15 ppl in your friends list.They can be ppl whom you've not talked to for ages.

NOT STUPID
Level 1
[X] Smoked A Cigarette
[x] Smoked A Cigar
[X] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
[X]Drank Alcohol

SO FAR: 4

Level 2
[X] Are / Been In Love
[X] Been Dumped
[x] Been Fired
[X] Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 8

Level 4
[X] Had A Crush On An Older Person
[X] Skipped School
[X] Seen Someone / Something Die

SO FAR: 11

Level 5
[X] Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
[ ] Been To Paris
[ ] Been To Spain
[X] Been On A Plane
[X] Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR:14

Level 6
[X] aten Sushi
[ ] Been Snowboarding
[x]Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
[x ]Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 17

Level 7
[ ] Been In An Abusive Relationship
[x] Taken Pain Killers yes
[x ] Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have ?
[x] Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By yes
[X ] Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 21

Level 8
[ ]Had A Tea Party
[x]Flown A Kite
[x]Built A Sand Castle
[X ]Gone mudding (offroading)
[x]Played Dress Up

SO FAR:25
Level 9
[x] Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
[X] Gone Sledging
[X] Cheated While Playing A Game
[x] Been Lonely
[X] Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO FAR: 30

Level 10
[x]Watched The Sun Set
[ ]Felt An Earthquake earth tremmor
[X ]Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 32

Level 11
[x]Been Tickled
[ X]Been Robed / Vandalized
[ X]Been cheated on
[x]Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 36

Level 12
[x ]Won A Contest
[X ]Been Suspended From School (Internally)
[x ]Had Detention yes
[ X]Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 40
Level 13
[X ] Had Braces
[ ]Eaten a whole pint
[x ]Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR: 42
Level 14
[x] Hated The Way You Look
[x] Witnessed A Crime
[ ] Pole Danced
[x] Questioned Your Heart
[] Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 46

Level 15
[x] Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
[x] Been Lost
[ ] Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
[x] Swam In The Ocean
[x ] Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 50

Level 16
[x] Cried Yourself To Sleep
[x] Played Cops And Robbers
[ x] Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
[x ] Sang Karaoke
[x] Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 55

Level 17
[x]Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
[x]Made a Prank Phone Call yes
[x]Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose.
[ x]Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 59

Level 18
[x] Written A Letter To Santa Claus.
[x] Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
[x] Blown Bubbles
[ X ] Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere

SO FAR: 63

Level 19
[x] Crashed A Party
[ ]Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
[X ]Gone Rollerskating / Blading
[x]Had A Wish Come True
[ ]Been Humped By A Monkey (????)


SO FAR: 66

Level 20
[ ]Worn Pearls
[]Jumped Off A Bridge
[x]Swore at the teacher, in front of them
[ x]Swam With Dolphins.

SO FAR: 68
Level 22
[X ]Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube..
[x ]Kissed A Fish
[x]Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
[x]Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 72

Level 23
[x]Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
[x]Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
[X]Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
[x]Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 76

Level 24
[X ]Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
[x]Climbed A Tree
[X ]Had/Been In A Tree House.
[ ]Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 79

Level 25
[x]Believed In Ghosts
[ ]Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
[X ]Gone Streaking
[ ]Visited Jail

SO FAR: 81

Level 26
[X ]Played Chicken
[X ]Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
[x]Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
[X]Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 85

Level 27
[x ]Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
[X ]Made A Porn Video
[x]Caught A Butterfly
[x]Laughed So Hard You Cried
[x]Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 90

Level 28
[x]Mooned/Flashed Someone
[x]Had Someone Moon/Flash You
[X]Cheated On A Test
[x]Forgotten Someone's Name
[ ]French Braided Someones Hair
[x]Gone Skinny Dipping
[ ]Been Kicked Out Of Your House
[X ]Tried to hurt yourself

SO FAR: 96

Level 29
[x]Rode A Roller Coaster
[ ]Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x]Had A Cavity
[X ]Black-Mailed Someone
[]Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 99

Level 31
[x]Been Used
[x]Fell Going Up The Stairs
[ ]Licked A Cat
[x]Bitten Someone
[x]Licked Someone

SO FAR: 103

Level 32
[ ]Been shot at/or at gunpoint
[ X]Had sex in the rain hot
[X ]Flattened someones tires
[ ]Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on
[x ]Filled up Five dollars or less worth of gas


SO FAR: 106

Job

Got a new job on Wednesday working at Geelong leather.
This is important !! Keep it in your inbox until you get time to read it! Seriously !!! Hey, Did you know that this was happening? Check your driver's licence information on-line. Now you can see anyone's drivers licence on the internet, including your own. It asks for U.S. info, but unfortunately it works for Canadian, English, Australian and New Zealand licences as well. I just searched for mine putting in Australia as the city and there it was; picture and all. This is really scary. I removed mine. Go to the website and check it out. Just enter your name and city, leave out 'Select a State' and see if yours is on file. After your licence comes on the screen, click the box marked 'Please Remove'. http://www.license.shorturl.com/

World Domination

Your objective is simple: World Domination Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure Stage One: To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black? Stage Two: Next, you will Destroy the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Mutant Race to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Slaughter, as lesser men whisper your name in terror. Stage Three: Finally, you will Activate your Secret Death Ray, bringing about the Dead rising from the Grave. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god. Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

about me

Name:: Brad Hair Color:: black Eye Color:: brown Height:: 5'10" Weight:: unknown Tatoos?:: yes Piercings?:: nope Overused Phrase:: why? --Your-- Bedtime:: when its daylight Best Physical Feature:: my eyes Most Embarassing Moment:: n/a Most Missed Memory:: be turned by a vampire First Thought When You Wake Up:: whos online Weakness:: getting my ears nibbled Best Friends:: My computer Goal For The Year:: wake up Greatest Fears:: i live off your fear --This Or That-- Pepsi or Coke...: coke McDonalds or Burger King...: Mcdonalds Hot Tea or Ice Tea...: ice tea Chocolate or Vanilla...: chocolate Water or Milk...: milk Coffee or Hot Chocolate...: coffee Hugs or Kisses...: kisses Cats or Dogs...: dogs Summer or Winter...: winter Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...: scary movies Love or Money...: love Green Grapes or Purple Grapes...: purple grapes --Lover-- Perferred Eye Color:: blue Perferred Hair Color:: black Short Hair or Long Hair...: either Perferred Height:: any Perferred Weight:: any Looks or Personality...: personality Hot or Cute...: hot Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...: any --Favs-- Number:: 666 Food:: seafood Type of Music:: metal Candy:: cherry ripes Color:: black Animal:: goat Drink:: cougar Body Part on the Opposite Sex:: tits Movie:: strangeland Past Time:: chatting and sex --Have You Ever-- Drank?: hell yeah Smoked?: hell yeah Been Beaten Up?: nope Bullied Someone?: yeah Skinny Dipped?: yes Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?: yes Toliet Papered Someones House?: yes Played Poker W/ Money?: yes Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?: nope Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?: no Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?: no Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?: yes Went Camping?: yes Used The Restroom On A Tree?: yes Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?: yes Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?: yes Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?: yes Danced In The Rain?: yes Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?: nope Been On Stage?: yes Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?: yes Been To A Nude Beach?: yes Cursed In Church?: hell no Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: yes Burnt Yourself?: yes wanna see Been Dumped?: yes Dumped Someone?: yes Been In Love?: yes Been Hit On Someone To Old?: yes Wanted To Be A Model?: fuk no Wanted To Be In The Olmpics?: no Bought Lottery Tickets?: yes Made Out In A Car?: yes Cried During A Movie?: what do i look like Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?: yes Made Love On The Beach?: yes Shoplifted?: yes Seen Someone Shoplift?: yes Hung Up On Someone?: yes Yelled At Your Pet?: yes Gotten Seasick?: nope Tried To Strip When Drunk?: yes Bought A Thong Cuz The Casier Was Hot?: no Stalked Someone?: no Had A Stalker?: no :( Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?: yes Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?: no Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: no Protested?: yes Been To An Island?: no Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?: yes Screamed In A Library?: yes Made Out W/ A Stranger?: yes Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?: yes Wished A Part Of You Was Different?: yes Talked To A Complete Stranger?: yes Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?: yes Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: nope Threw Up In School?: no Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?: yes Wore Something You Hated?: yes Wore Something To Match Someone?: no Been To A Luau?: what Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?: yes Been On TV?: no Been Outta The Country?: no Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?: yes Won A Pool Game?: yes Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?: no Went To School/ Work Drunk?: yes Dieted?: no Had An Eating Disorder?: no Cheated On Your Other?: no Been Cheated On?: yes Been Paid To Date Someone?: no Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?: no Tanned Topless?: yes Been Strip Searched?: no Been On A Plane?: yes Been On A Cruise?: yes Been Pantsed In Public?: huh ? Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?: yes Broke Someone's Heart?: yes Sung In The Shower?: yes Bought Something Way To Expensive?: yes Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?: yes Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?: yes Been Walked In On While Showering?: yes Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?: no Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?: yes Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?: no Been In Detention?: yes Feel Off A Roof?: yes Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?: yes Been In A Wreck?: yes Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?: no Made Yourself Puck So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?: yes Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?: yes Been Shot?: no Had A Water Gun War?: yes Been Arrested?: no --Randoms-- Regret Something You Did In The Past?: no Country You Wanna Visit:: None Way You Wanna Die:: while have great sex Like Thunderstorms?: yes Get Along W/ Your Parents?: no R U A Health Freak?: no U Think Ur Attractive?: yes Do You Believe In Yourself?: no Wanna Get Married?: yes Wanna Go To College?: no Shower Daily?: yes Want Kids?: yes When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?: losted it already Do U Hate Anyone?: yes Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?: yes Do You Think You Can Sing?: no Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?: yes Eat Whatever And Not Worry?: yes Can You Whistle?: yes Can You Walk In High Heels?: no Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?: no Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?: no Can You Multitask?: yes Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?: no Can You Fit In Your Locker?: no Do You Spit?: yes Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?: yes If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?: another computer What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?: sinful What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?: white one What's Your Favorite Scent?: rotting flesh Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?: why choose when i am already

alone for eternity

The shine of the blade shimmers in you eyes As you sit there yelling at me to stop But your words fall on deaf ears As I tell you that you are free form me No more boundaries holding you back I want to travel the life of darkness Where I will be alone for eternity I see the tears running from your eyes As the blade slices deep into my veins I feel you grab my wrist as I fade away With my last breath I say I love you But my love be free as my soul is watching Over my lifeless body as you weep over me Please don’t mourn for me as this is what I wanted darkness is my partner now
Qantas Airlines: Repair Division In case you need a laugh: Remember, it takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "Gripe Sheet" which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the Gripe Sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had a major accident. P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order. P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what friction locks are for. P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny........... (I love this one!) S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed. And the best one for last.................. P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. S: Took hammer away from midget.

IN A FIT OF RAGE

RIPPING THE SHOWER CURTAIN OFF IN A FIT OF RAGE A DARKNESS POSSESSED WITH IN ME TO DRAPE THE CURTIAN OVER THE BATH AS I SHARPEN THE KNIFE ON THE STEEL AS I HOLD IT ABOVE MY HEAD I SEE U UNRULY FACE IN THE MIRROR LAUGHING AT ME U NEVER SEEMED TO CARE U NEVER BOTHERED TO FIND OUT WHAT MY PAIN AND SUFFERING WAS ALL ABOUT NOW IS MY TIME TO SAY GOOD BYE FOR EVER FOR NOW IS MY TIME NOT YOURS EVENTUALLY U WILL UNDER STAND AS WE WILL NEVER BE TOGETHER AS I WILL FADE AWAY NO MORE PAIN OF LIFE NO MORE MESS NO MORE FUSS AS I PLUNGE THE KNIFE DEEP INTO MY HEART NOW WHO'S LAUGHING THE LAST LAUGH

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