Subject for all those from maryland and if your not it's still funny
We can catch, cook, and crack our own crabs from our own bay.
We are in Maryland, the best state in the US, which means we have skiing out west, farm country to the north, the bay right in the middle, the ocean out to the east, and suburbs all over, take your pick.
Senior week, or should I say month is not only in Ocean City it IS Ocean City...This is the drunkest month in America...
We can drink any city/state under the table. (i.e. we have a better night life than you!)
The best beer pong players are all Maryland born and bred.
Here, Flip cup is considered a Varsity sport. Flip or get kicked off the table!!!
Baltimore has the highest murder rate in the nation....don't fuck with us...we'll kill you
Our governor fights for our right to play slot machines....We like to gamble...
Drink specials... everyday...
Towson, Canton, Fed Hill, Fells, Powerplant and so much more! So many choices... so many beers... again with the best night life..
We can hit the club, drink at a friend's house, and go to southern Maryland for boating/crabbing and offroading, all in one weekend.
We have an excellent selection of colleges to party at on the weekends....that means more fraternity boys and sorority girls!
We have 2 of the top 10 richest counties in the country...yea.. we're that cocky..
We know how to drive in a traffic circle....
Old Bay seasoning is the shit... and very accessible here!
We have WAWA. And ours have free chip nights.
We call it pizza, pie is just gay.
Summer will make you sweat your balls off, and winter will give them frostbite.
We've never thought anyone from Cali was a god.
We get shit loads of snow days and use them to drink and go sled riding/skiing/snowboarding.
TV shows about rich kids whining haven't got shit on The Wire, which was filmed right here in Baltimore. Oh and don't forget The Blair Witch Project,Rocket Science (was filmed in dundalk High School, and will be released in late 2006 to early 2007) and all the John Waters films (Crybaby, Hairspray, Serial Mom, etc...)
Fuck real Mexican food, Chipotle is the shit.
We have some of the best lacrosse in the world. Bayhawks; MLL National Champs and Hopkins; NCAA National Champs.
We call a sink a "zink"
We don't wash our clothes we "warsh" them
We have soda not pop.
Every time you go to see the Orioles you hope a homerun breaks one of the warehouse windows...
We get off school for three inches of snow
We can take apart a crab like a surgeon
And we BONG beers like it's our job, FYI it's not FUNNELING!
And how about Maryland friends:
OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food
MARYLAND FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
MARYLAND FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.
OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MARYLAND FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"
OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
MARYLAND FRIENDS: Cry with you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MARYLAND FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
MARYLAND FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MARYLAND FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MARYLAND FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while.
MARYLAND FRIENDS: Are for life.
OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
MARYLAND FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"
OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
MARYLAND FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!
OTHER FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
MARYLAND FRIENDS: Will repost this
Maryland is the shit!
