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created on 02/12/2007  |  http://fubar.com/marriage/b54683

another marriage joke

>>> A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had >>> shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no >>> secrets >>> from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the >>> top of >>> her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her >>> about. >>> For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but >>> one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would >>> not >>> recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took >>> down >>> the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. >>> She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. >>> When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money >>> totaling $95,000. >>> He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she >>> said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to >>> never >>> argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep >>> quiet >>> and crochet a doll." >>> The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only >>> two >>> precious dolls were in the box. Fantastic! She had only been angry with >>> him >>> two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with >>> happiness. >>> "Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what about all of this >>> money? Where did it come from?" >>> "Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls." >>>

marriage jokes

Marriage - Part I Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night .whether you're here or not." (DAMN SHE'S GOOD!) ************************************ Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever " "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last" (HE ASKED FOR IT!) ****************************** Marriage (Part III) Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. After some time, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?" She says, "I was in bed." "In bed this early, doing what?" "Getting a second opinion!" (YEP, HE HAD THAT ONE COMING, TOO!) ****************************************** Marriage (Part IV) A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?' His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four." (RIGHT ON, LADY!) ************************************** Marriage (Part V) The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am" He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. ************************************** God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
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