Marriage Vows
Joe and Myrtle were married for over 50 years when
Joe died.
A few months later, Myrtle died, too.
In heaven, Myrtle looked around for Joe, and found him behind a cloud, making love to another woman!
"Joe! Darling!" she cried. "What are you doing?"
"Hang on, Myrtle," replied Joe. "Don't 'darling' me. The deal was clear: till death do us part!"
