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MARRIAGE PART 2
created @ 07/29/2010 05:07 pm
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Marriage (Part II)


Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!



The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone

That reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!'





'Yeah?' she replies. 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone

That reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!'

(HE ASKED FOR IT)
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