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marriage part 1
created @ 07/29/2010 05:05 pm
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Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
After the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time

I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.



I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless

I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.

I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing

When I want with my old buddies, and don't you

Give me a hard time about it.

Those are my rules. Any comments?'


His new bride said:



'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex

Here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not.'

(DARN SHE'S GOOD!)

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