Hi, i'm Mandi. Nice to meet you and for those that already met me "HA SUCKERS"

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Recently i decided that life's too short to waste on being a noob, well except when being an noob makes your friends laugh. Grab life by the balls and hold on tight because its going to be a bumpy ride. Don't waste your time worrying about mistakes you've made in the past. Just grit your teeth, apologise and move on. None of us know how long we have on this planet, so make the most of every second you have. Stop for a few minutes and take notice of the beauty in life, nature is wonderful when you have the time to see it. The blue sky, (ok it might be cloudy where you are but stay with me on this) the beautiful flowers,(the hayfever, *sniffle*) the mighty trees, ( I know they drop sap all over your car windshield) the birdsong, (ok so the noisy buggers keep getting you up early but its still nice) the warming sun, (the agonising sunburn after you fell asleep outside) the pitter patter of rain, (yeah i know its pouring down, you're soaked to the skin and you had your ass singed by lightening)the laughs of children (yeah yeah they had you up all night throwing up after you told them not to eat dirt) the pretty squirrels, (the ones that raid the birdtable and cost you a fortune in nuts) The happy dogs with wagging tails (i know, the neighbours dog barks all night and you want to throw things at it just so you can sleep) the hugs from your friends and family (so what if you spent hours cooking that meal just so they can argue round the dining table and end up throwing food at one another) and lastly the feeling of your heart skipping a beat when the people you care about say those magical words "I LOVE YOU" (just before they ask to borrow money or the car) Life is precious, don't mess it up!!! Do the best you can, be the best you can be and regret nothing that makes you and your closest people happy!!! Dance in the rain, sing loud and proud, act like a nutter, laugh frequently and don't take anything or anyone for granted. Tell the people you care about you love them, make it known how much you appreciate them, you never know when they'll be gone and you'll regret never saying the things you needed or wanted to them.


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*LOVE*
My kids
My animals
Music
Snow
Sheridans...Yummy!!
marmite, would put it on my cereal if i could
People with manners
Having a giggle

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*HATE*
Mushy peas and rhubard.... Blahhhhh!!
The dark
Spiders and slugs
The rain
Having a wet bum and cold feet
Posers.... i have nails and i'll scratch your eyes out if you fight me for the mirror

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Life is too short to be miserable, get happy people and come talk...... i don't bite ....well not in daylight hours
I'm easy to talk to, reasonably intelligent and definately not full of myself so if you can string words into a sentence and not up your own bum, i'm up for a chat.

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Oh yeah seeing as how this seems to be the main topic of conversation.... no theyre not implants, they are real and all mine mwahaha : Blame my mum!!!!!!!