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MAMA'S BIBLE >> >>Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors >>and lawyers and prospered. >> >>Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They >>discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived >>far >>away in another city. >> >>The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama." >> >>The second said, " I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the >>house." >> >>The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her." >> >>The fourth said, "You know how Mamma loved reading the Bible and you >>know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this >>preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It >>took >>twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute >>$100,000 >>a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mamma just has >>to >>name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it." >> >>The other brothers were impressed. >> >>After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes. She wrote: >>"Milton, the house you built is so huge I live in only one room, but I >>have toclean >>the whole house. Thanks anyway." >> >>"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries >>delivered, >>so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks." >> >>"Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could >>hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and >>I'm >>nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same." >> >>"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a >> >>little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you." >> >>Luv Ya, Mama
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