mamatang CWP4life's blog: "Mama Says"

I woke up laughin @ myself this morning from the shit I did last nite..or tried to do. Let me start with saying that if any1 owns a BB, it's very hard to take a pic of yourself(my teen age daughter won't do ANYTHING, especially pics)...so my pics r from my cell, taken in a mirror.

Ok, I promised a friend a would make a foot/toe salute for him, harmless enough I think. But, I wanted to be creative w/it...BIG MISTAKE!!!

1st of all, I had the bright idea of standing with my foot up by my face & the salute....are ya startin to see where this is goin? I didn't want to do it sitting or lying down as to not give any ideas of the whole "ankles by the ears" thing. So, I tried putting the salute between the toes, but it looked like I had toes missing besides bending the paper. Literally almost 10 pics later, I tried sitting....on my excercise ball. NOT a great idea. I tried everything, but I just couldn't get everything in the pic. Do you have any idea how hard it is to NOT show the "side" of ur foot, while holding a salute, leg up in the air(trying to make it look effortlessly sexy), get toes, face & salute all together & have the other hand free to "snap" the pic? I ended up writing the salute backwards to take in my mirror...let's just say that the best pic I got...my foot looked bigger than my head..roflmao.

I tried, I really did. But, a bigfoot I am not. I woke up this morning still laughing at myself. So much for trying to be creative:P   I'm gonna be 44yrs old in a cpl weeks & now my hip feels like I gave myself arthritis!! It's not even the leg I lifted...lmao. The neighbor downstairs probably thought I was drunk from all the "stomping" as I tried to catch myself from falling.

Wtf was I thinking? Hope every1 gets a good laugh outta this, cuz I did. DO NOT ask me for a foot salute either:P