Ok...so a man is walking on the beach in Sunny California....he spots a piece of metal protruding from the ground and decides to dig it up to see what it is.....
After digging a bit...he finds a lamp in the ground....while rubbing it vigerously to remove the sand a magical Genie pops out of it.
*Boom*
"I will grant you 1 wish...any wish you want..." the wonderous Gennie proclaims!
After a minute of thought...the man decides the he would really love to be filthy rich....so he tells the Gennie...
"I would like 500 million dollars!".....
The Gennie taps a finger to his lips and says...
"wow?..really 500 million dollars? Thats a lot of paper...and the U.S. mint guards it very closely....I'm not sure if I can really do that..and just think of all those trees you would be killing..with that much paper...?
The man considers the Gennies wisdom and reconsiders...
The mans says.."ok then...I haven't had a vacation in years....I would really lOVE.... to go to Hawaii!"
but..."I'm terrified of flying....can you make me a highway to hawaii so I can drive there?"
The Gennie taps a finger to his lips...forehead all wrinkled up...obviously thinking...
The Gennie speaks...
"A highway you say.....but think of all the manpower it would take to build the pillars under the sea to support the highway! the contless man hours"..."the concrete!"..."it's just too much work!"
The man frowns...and begins to get annoyed at this suppsoed "ALL-POWERFUL Gennie"...
Finally the man decides.....
"O.K....if I can't have the money, and the vacation is out....I would really like to know everything there is to know about women ....what makes them tick...what do they think...what makes them happy...EVERYTHING."
The Gennie thinks for a long time about the mans request ........then finally speaks................
"your 500 million is in the bank in hawaii...would you like that highway to be 2 lanes or 4?"
