57 Year Old
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Female
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From Richlands, NC·
Invited by: 671360·
Joined on April 12, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on July 12th
·4 referrals joined!
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2 different people have a crush on me!
57 Year Old
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Female
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From Richlands, NC·
Invited by: 671360·
Joined on April 12, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on July 12th
·4 referrals joined!
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2 different people have a crush on me!
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Well I am 5'2" tall. As u can see by my pic. I have long brown hair and i play guitar, but not all that well, I have army green eyes with gold flecks running thru them, weird but true. I am outgoing, fun loving and will do anything for a laugh. I describe myself as short, fat and sassy & if u got a problem with that BITE MY ASS! I will do just about anything for a laugh. If u can make me laugh that will get u alot of brownie points. To me laughter is the way of life. Without laughter wut do we have? I also play other musical instruments too. I love life. I live each moment as if it were my last and live life to its fullest and think of each thing that gets thrown my way as a learning experience and try to think of everything in a positive way. Life is too short to let it pass u by. I am a proud parent of 1 daughter, she is my world. And thank god she is turning out like me lol. I love to cook. I also can make friends with just about anybody. I don't have any respect for liars, that is a pet peeve of mine, to me its worse than cheating. There r other things i would like to say on here but am not sure if its safe so u will have to ask me the private stuff. By the way I am separated have been for awhile. Just can't afford the damn divorce rt now and cant file for the divorce til August.
57 Year Old
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Female
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From Richlands, NC·
Invited by: 671360·
Joined on April 12, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on July 12th
·4 referrals joined!
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2 different people have a crush on me!
Interests
Music, Cooking, playing guitarand various other musical instruments. writing songs and poetry, i will do anything for a laugh, hanging out with friends and family. I like fishing, going to gun shows, muddin when the opportunity arises, walking on the beach at nite so i dont have to deal with so many freaks on there during the day lol. I'm pretty flexible,I enjoy just about anything. There is more but u will have to ask me.
Music
All music
Movies
Comedy, Little Nicky is my favorite movie and then the Boone Dock Saints and all the Madia movies. Gotta love Madia.
Idols
I have no idols.
Latest Status
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