I swear to christ on all that is supposed to be holy that this asshole couldn't write, act, or direct his way out of a wet paper bag. I just watched "The Lady in the Water" and it was a steaming pile of dog shit. The only great thing he ever did was "A Sixth Sense". Everything he has done since then makes him out to be a pretentious cocksucker who thinks he's gonna be able to get by prentending to trick the audience into following a horrible story line. M. Night Shyamalan you have officialy become one of my enemies.
