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For those of you who don't know, MILF stands for Mother I'd Like To Fuck, stupid. I know so people want to have sex with hot moms, the problem is, some guy messed up about ten years ago and told a chick what it meant. Now we have to deal with almost every single mother telling us that she's a M.I.L.F instead of letting us figure it out on our own.
So for all you you out there that have crowned yourself a M.I.L.F without letting someone name you as one, it means you aren't.
If you pop out a kid, wait until a few people say you're a M.I.L.F. without pressuring them into it, and then you're allowed to walk around with the title.
