Don't know what spurred me to do this.. just decided to write down random lyrics that make me laugh or smile today...theres a bit of everything.. rock, pop, rap, country, show...
enjoy
"Today Was Tomorrow Yesterday" - Ozzy Osbourne - Thank God For The Bomb - 4 simple words with a true philosophical statement
"If None of us believe in war, then can you tell me what the weapons for" - Ozzy Osbourne - Killer of Giants - Another good philosophical point..
but enough thinking and deep thoughts.. the funner stuff
"What you're doing with a clown like me is surely one of lifes little mysteries" - Jeff Healey - Angel Eyes - Always loved the entire song cause it suits me.. no girl in her right mind would ever look at me twice.. (in her wrong mind... maybe.. )
"And from the way he's walkin' I can tell where your slippers at" - Garth Brooks - It's Midnight Cinderella.. just one of a few good lines in this song.
"It's up to you, I'm here for years, or till the nighttime disappears, I'm Mr. Right, or Mr. Right Now" - Garth Brooks - Mr. Right Now - What guy hasn't wanted this option...
"If we all weren't crazy, we'd all go insane" - Jimmy Buffett - Changes in Attitudes, Changes in Lattitudes - ok.. I lied.. a bit more philosophy here..
"I'm stranded all alone at the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pumps" - Wierd Al Yankovic - One More Minute - He definately draws quite a picture with this..
"I filled that kitty cat so full of lead, we'll have to user her for a pencil instead" - Wierd Al Yankovic - Trigger Happy - Take it easy.. just a joke, but one damn funny line
"Except your pot belly. I give that a 10 for size" - Bobby Bare - Numbers - The macho-man ratin' the women gets cut down to size.
"You see these bright, white, smiling teeth. You know they ain't my own. Mine rolled away like chicklets down the streets of San Antone"- Bobby Bare - The Winner - Heard this when I was a kid.. something about teeth and chicklets got me laughing.. still does.
"I'm gonna stop singing this song because Im high, I'm singing this whole thing wrong because Im high, And if I dont sell one copy I know why, - cause I'm high" - Afroman - Cause I Got High - Another one where the whole song just makes me laugh..
"I understood what she was saying, I got the gist of her sentiment, She said "I don't mean to be degrading, "but here's the way that it should've went:" - Dan Baird - I Love You Period - Ouch.. writing a love note to a teacher, and getting it back with red ink and corrections.. LMAO
"I've got a theory, it could be bunnies" - Anya from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Musical - I've got a Theory - If you ever watched the show.. you know.. why would a demon be afraid of bunnies
"Hey, I'm not wearing underwear" - Lady in street from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Musical - she's trying to talk/sing her way out of a ticket....
"You know Ray was full aware that some sheep were over there, and he knew them in the biblical sense" - Unknown Artist - God will F@ck You Up - I'm going straight to hell for laughing at this song....
"Running down the road tryin' to loosen my load, I got seven women on my mind. Four that want to own me, two that want to stone me, one says she's a friend of mine" - Eagles - Take it Easy - well, when I'm feelin' cocky (which y'all who know me know almost never happens), sometimes I imagine myself like this.. lol
"Jane plays with willie, willie is happy again" - Peter Gabriel - Games without Frontiers - I think this is fairly self explanatory...
"We fogged up the windows in my old chevy. I was willing, but she wasn't ready. So I settled for a burger and a grape sno-cone. I dropped her off early but didn't go home" Alan Jackson - Chattahooche - Guessing he went to visit Jane to see if she'd make his willie happy too...
"It's a never ending attack. Everythings a lie and thats a fact." - Meatloaf - Life is a Lemon - Always liked irony or conflicting verses in songs..... ok.. no more philosophy.. I promise!
"And don't be expecting any flowers from me, cause if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelery" - Unknown Artist - The Man Song - A song about a guy trying to be macho, and backpeddling. Another song where any lyric is a good one.. especially the end.
"If you're looking for adventure of a new and different kind, and you come across a girlscout who is similarly inclined, don't be nervous, don't be flustered don't be scared. Be Prepared!" - Tom Lerher - Be Prepared - Who would've thunk the boy scouts motto could be used like this...
"I hate every bone in your body but mine. I can't wait till I can hate you tonight" - Poison - I Hate Every Bone in Your Body But Mine - Kind of self explanatory.. nearly lost control of the car the first time I heard it.
