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Erma Bombeck: Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.Friedrich Nietzsche: And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.G. K. Chesterton: Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity.James Thurber: Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.Joel Goodman: Humor is a universal language.Mark Twain: The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.Mark Twain: The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.Unknown: The Procrastinator's Creed:1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized. Unknown: Some children's answers to church school questions - from the Church of England: Noah's wife was called Joan of Arc. Henry VIII thought so much of Wolsley that he made him a cardigan. The fifth commandment is "humour thy father and mother". Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night. Salome was a woman who danced naked in front of Harrod's. Holy acrimony is another name for matrimony. The pope lives in a vacuum. The patron saint of travelers is St. Francis of the sea sick. Iran is the Bible of the Moslems. A Republican is a sinner mentioned in the Bible. Abraham begat Isaac and Isaac begat Jacob and Jacob begat twelve partridges. The native of Macedonia did not believe, so Paul got stoned. The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple. It is sometimes difficult to hear what is being said in church because the agnostics are so terrible. Unknown:Virginia Woolf: The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.
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