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THIS MAKES ME LAUGH!!!!!
I really wanted to write about the question I asked myself a moment ago - which was:
Why is there not a keyboard with an underlying luminosity, so that when I wander from the realms of my touch typing landscape - like into the #%*@)#(U$)(!&*# places, I would not have to yank my lap top screen down in order to shine a little light on the mysterious area? WHY? WHY? and... WHY is there not such a device? Or is there, and I have just never shopped for luminosity in a keyboard, but rather affordability.
Of course anytime I ask myself a question, I immediately think of music to help me illustrate my confusion. This time I led myself through a winding path of Sulfur and Snuff (via Slipknot) and then wandered through some Mamma Sed and assorted Puscifer treats to the above video that MAKES ME LAUGH! Gosh darn it...
This was the night that I was eating Bertie Botts Jelly Beans, however, and after ingesting one dirt jelly bean, one sausage jelly bean, and watching my granddaughter laugh her way through a soap flavored jelly bean then coming home and watching Christoper Walken show his jealousy in The Prophecy as the shunned angel Gabriel, stalking the world for the soul of some horrible Colonel (not even a good chicken recipe in sight) - it all makes sense.
HA! I laugh.
