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A guy walks into a bar and quickly says to the bartender, "Give me 5 shots of Jack!" The bartender looks at him and says, "Damn buddy, are you having a bad day?" The guy replies, "Yeah, I just found out my brother is gay!" The bartender, feeling bad for the guy, says, "Damn, that is a bad day. I'll tell you what. The first shot is on me." The guy thanks him, takes his shots, and leaves. A week later the same guy comes into the same bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 5 shots of Jack!" The bartender looks at him and says, "Damn buddy, are you having another bad day?" The guy replies, "Yeah, I just found out my other brother is gay too!" The bartender says, "Damn, that is a bad day. I'll tell you what. The first shot is on me again." The guy thanks him, takes his shots, and leaves. The next week the same guy walks into the same bar and says, "Bartender give me 10 shots of Jack!" The bartender looks at him confused and says, "Damn buddy, doesn't anyone in your family like women?" "Yeah, my wife!"

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 5 shots of Jack!" The bartender asks "Are you having a bad day?" The guy replies, "Nope, I'm celebrating my first blowjob!" The bartender congradulates him and says, "Well in that case, let me give you a beer on the house." The guy replies, "No thanks, if this doesn't take the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."

Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it...It really is worth fighting for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk everything, you risk even more." - Erica Jong Sometimes love is stronger than a man's convictions." - Isaac Bashevis Singer Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness." - Oliver Wendell Holmes Maybe love is like luck. You have to go all the way to find it." - Robert Mitchum Love stretches your heart and makes you big inside." - Margaret Walker Love has no awareness of merit or demerit; it has no scale... Love loves; this is its nature." - Howard Thurman Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end." - Anonymous Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other." - Rainer Maria Rilke Where love is, no room is too small." - Talmud Loves makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place." - Zora Neale Hurston Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." - Mark Twain Love is more than three words mumbled before bedtime. Love is sustained by action, a pattern of devotion in the things we do for each other every day." - Nicholas Sparks To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven." - Karen Sunde A love song is just a caress set to music." - Sigmund Romberg Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit." - Peter Ustinov Love is like a violin. The music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever." - unknown Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence." - Erich Fromm In the final analysis, love is the only reflection of man's worth." - Bill Wundram, Iowa Quad Cities Times Love doesn't make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile." - Elizabeth Browning