I love to fuck up songs...HEEhee. I'm good at it, too. So good I'm bad. I mean, AWFUL. Case in point, here is my latest love song, very romantic.... To the tune of Winter Wonderland... I really shouldn't be doing this without a copyright, but I trust my Fubar friends..
Hey there girl, I been thinkin',
That I bet you been drinkin'
I see yer a ho, but I bet you don't know
Yer walkin' round with jism in yer hair.
She said "In the alley we can score some
blow, man!
And a jug of wine to wash it down!"
Later on, we'll ask him for some credit,
He'll say "Get a better job then come
around!"
Later on we'll retire, and convulse and
perspire,
The coke is all gone, but we'll get along,
and you've still got that jism in yer hair!
Hey, I've got my revolver!
It's a real problem solver!
We'll walk in the store,
Holler 'Get on the floor!'
In a week we'll both have jism in our hair.
Wearin' orange with some jism in our hair...
Have you got a Jolly Rancher you can spare?
