10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk but the thing I like
best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd love me more.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't £250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class especially when I'm
spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished But now I'm fulfilled. .
.
SO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty."
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
