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Gurl I love you, Skraight up Fo'Sho. Or I wouldna told dem otha girls not to call me no mo. I knewed it was true, da first day I seenteded you. Why you thank I do, da thangs I do? Remember how I use ta wine and dine you, Schlits Malt Liquor and Bar-Ba-Que. I gave you a bubble baf and fed you grapes. Dey was on sale that week, a dolla ninedy-eight. Romanic evenins after dark, Skreet light walks around the block. Like da very first time, you came ova to my crib. And you got all scared, cause that roach was on yo Timbs. I was right dare, wit a can of spray. To be yo Super Man, and save da day. I ain't even pay my light bill, so I can take you to da club..... Don't knock ova does candles and burn up my rug! And dat nite we made luv, for a long liddle bit of time. I hope you got yours, cause I Sho'nuff got mine. I woke up early and made you brekfas in bed. Sep fo I ain't have no juice, no grits, o no eggs. Didn't have no cereal and was fresh outta milk, so we had some toast and some potada chips. I usta rub lotion on yo feet, and massage yo back too. when you lost one of your tracks I fount you some glue. Now what man you know, ever loved you like dis. So can u please take my name off that child support list?
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