Are you in LOVE? Or are you in LUST?
LOVE: when your eyes meet across a crowded room
LUST: when your tongues meet across a crowded room
LOVE: when intercourse is called making love
LUST: all other times
LOVE: when you argue over how many children to have
LUST: when you argue over who gets the wet spot
LOVE: when you phone each other just to say "Hi"
LUST: when you phone each other just to organize sex
LOVE: when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner
LUST: when you only ever see each other in the bedroom
LOVE: when nobody else matters
LUST: when nobody else knows
LOVE: when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel
LUST: when it's just the same mushy old crap
LOVE: when your heart flutters every time you see them
LUST: when your groin twitches every time you see them
LOVE: when your farewell is "I love you darling"
LUST: when your farewell is "So, same time next week?"
LOVE: when breaking up is something you try not to think about
LUST: when staying together is something you try not to think about
LOVE: when you're interested in everything your partner does
LUST: when you're only interested in one thing
LOVE: when you write poems about your partner
LUST: when all you write is the phone number
LOVE: when it doesn't matter if you don't climax
LUST: when the relationship is over if you don't climax
LOVE: when you share everything you own
LUST: when you think twice about giving your partner bus money
