Three horny Mosquitoes named Joe, Butch & Terry
Were hanging out on a tree, checking out the fine
Female lightning bugs fly by. They were talking
About who could screw the hottest lightning bug.
Joe sees a bright light fly by and land, he
Flies over and screws it. He flies back to tell
His buddies that she was really hot.
Butch sees an even brighter light fly by and land,
He flies over and screws it. Flies back and tell
His buddies she was hotter than Joe's lightning bug.
Terry sees a bright red light fly by and land, he
Flies over pulls his penis out pokes the light
And screams, comes back and both of his buddies
Were happy for Terry, but Terry doesn't look happy.
Joe asks "What's wrong, did she slap you?"
Terry says "No"
Butch asks " Did she kick you?"
Terry says "No, I think she was a cigarette".
