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created on 03/29/2007  |  http://fubar.com/short-stories/b69248

loserpants.

so... apparently it's "BETA BREAKERS TODAY!" as i walked along sutter street, all these fucking people dressed in group costumes were parading around my neighborhood on Nob Hill. i felt as though i was back in high school again..and all i wanted was to buy cigarettes and lasagna.... yeah... the pretty boy guido ass douchebags in the store decided to pretend as if i did not exist and just bustle their way past me all nasty like. little did they know i could EASILY break thier skinny punk fuckin' asses in half over my knee... have i mentioned that these people woke up at, AT LEAST 6-7am to do this gay ass race, and MY ass has STILL not gone to bed yet? YEAH. i'm CHILLAXIN... singin' karaoke with ma'self. SO WHAT?!?!?! I'M A FUCKING ARTIST! GET OFF ME! heh. pee ess: the "lasagna" isn't even LASAGNA! .... bastids.. red sauce is disgusting when it's sweet. *honks*
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