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Pedro El Awesomeo's blog: "Encephalon"

created on 04/16/2007  |  http://fubar.com/encephalon/b74254  |  30 followers

Ever since my first day, Lori has been difficult for me to turn.  I would try many times each day, I would shake, twitch, move, blow on her, whatever I could think of.  Sometimes, I would just have to give up and ask someone else for entry.  It was a little embarassing, but hey we all have our needs. 

Well, I don't know what changed, but Lori loves me now,  It's almost easy, I can walk right up and enter anytime I want.  Oh she turns so easily, it's like my key was made for her, and really, it was.  Makes your day so much brighter when you start it with a quick easy turn. 

Lori, I don't know why you held out on me so long, but I bet you almost anticipate my arrival now.

Here's a picture of Lori for you:

The One The Only LORI

 

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