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Jake from State Farm's blog: "Stories"

created on 07/14/2010  |  http://fubar.com/stories/b334367

Long day

It was a long day and glad quitting time has arrived. The sun was creating great painting on the clouds. High ceiling clouds catching the setting sun. I drive to local watering hole for nightcap before going home.

Aptly name "The Hideaway Club" is small, out of the way bar. My kind of bar, pool tables, several dart boards and L-shaped bar. Bellying up to the bar, my drink is already there as the bartender knows my poison. Slowing unwinding and half heartedly watching the television. Some drivel about a guy and a girl and how they both want a relationship together but they live in different worlds.

yea, reality at its best.

Not wanting to spend any money in jukebox, I'm hoping the next person walking in will. Lighting up a cancer stick, slowly advancing to my own horrific death, I figure what the hell. No one has control over their destiny and if mine involves tubes and a bed. Hell, at least I don't have to change my own diapers. And I get to stay in bed watch television all day long and wait for food service to boot.

But that is besides the point. Relaxation is the key and I'm turning it. I hear the cue ball cracking against other pool balls, I think another sucker is being fleeced as I know there are bets being made. Remembering my dad doing the same thing decades before. He'd tell me "Son, I'll give you pearls of wisdom I've learned. Be a pool shark and you'll never have to live a Friday night sober, just as long you got enough change for couple pool games. You're golden."

Thanks dad.  *burp*

The chair next to me squeaks and hear feminine voice order a Manhatten. Her forearm is brushing up against me. Warm and inviting and very soft. I'm thinking "Damn, you need to get laid if you think forearm is foreplay" "Shut up, I had a long day."  She asks "May I have a smoke? I don't plan on living long" I'm thinking she can have my children...if I ever plan to have any. "Sure, if you don't mind roll your own. top of the line. Organic tobacco, no preservatives or additives and guaranteed to kill you with kindness"

"Just as long you roll for me, as I never learned how to roll. In college all I ever used was water pipes." That statement got me to thinking "This is no ordinary lady, I am intrigued" So I roll her a smoke and roll another one just in case the first one runs out. She asks me about the plot of the show and I say "I don't know. I think the guy revealed that when he was in college he used to cross dress and misses the feel of silk on his skin"

She tells me "Oh, I think I dated that guy"

"Sorry to hear that."

"Oh, it wasn't that bad. He didn't mind shopping with me. Gave great advice and even offered different opinions on my ensemble...damn. How could I miss that clue?"

"It was the joygasm of you finding a guy to shop with that clouded your judgment."

Then she asks me about my shopping habits. "Oh, I'm more of a wham-bam, thank you ma'am kind of guy when it comes to shopping. A quick in and out and no fucking about. If it fits, I'm buying and even if it doesn't, I can always return it later."

I offer her the finished coffin nail and light it for her. She slowly inhales....holds, exhales. There is nothing like watching a woman enjoying a smoke. Those lips pursing, chest swelling...I wonder if there is porn dedicated to women smoking?

The Eagles are playing "Tequila Sunrise" and I'd order couple shots of Cuervo but the bartender is already pouring the shots. I make note to put bartender in my will.

She notices the song & shots and knows it isn't coincidence. "Do you always order tequila shots when that song comes on?"

"No, sometimes I just tell the bartender to leave the bottle. Tonight, she is limiting me."

"I hate to see what you order when *Whiskey Drinking Woman* plays on the jukebox"

Right now I'm visualizing her and I growing old together, sitting on the porch in our rocking chairs with walkers besides us. Small table holding our pints & bongs and we're enjoying the night air, watching the bug zapper doing its part in controlling the bug population. Slow down, you haven't even asked her name...


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