One night a 87 yr old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92 yr old husband in bed
with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of
their 20th floor assisted living apartment...killing him instantly.
Brought before the court on charge of murder. The judge asked her if she had anything
to say in her defense.
She began coolly, Yes, your honor, I figured that at 92, if he could have sex...he
could fly