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 Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:36 No.4861448  

>Go to STD dating site to try to find clingy girls.
>Look through girls in my area.
>Cute nerdy girl with genital herpes.
>She's lonely and no one wants to date her now that she's got an STD.

Dare I, /sp/?

My dick is screaming no, but my heart is telling me yes.
Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:37 No.4861460
>STD dating site

wat

>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:37 No.4861461
>>4861448

She has herpes. That's worse than AIDS, because you're gauranteed to get it.

Say no to the herp dog.

>>  acidwithwalton !Fh9qhLwuIw 5/22/10(Sat)23:37 < No.4861466
no, man, no.

>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:37 No.4861467
condom?

>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:37 No.4861468
It's like I'm really on /r9k/.

>>  What If !!O89dTdBef pan> 05/22/10(Sat)2 No.4861470
What the fuck.

Why is this on my /sp/?

>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:37 No.4861471
>>4861460
There's crazy shit on the internet incase you haven't been paying attention.

>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:37 No.4861477
STD dating site?

>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:38 No.4861478
im baked as fuck and this thread is making me laugh my ass off

>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:38 No.4861480
buddy don't do it

>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:38 No.4861481
Do it. The herp is treatable.

>>  Christopher of Cooley !Cwz.XO2vP2 5/22/10(Sat)23:38 < No.4861486
typical /sp/ telling guys not to go out and get laid

>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:39 No.4861494
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Herps suck dick...just like her. DO IT

>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:39 No.4861496
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MY MIND'S TELLING ME NOOOOOOOO

BUT MY BODY
MY BODYYYYYYYYYYY'S TELLING ME YEEEEEEEEES

>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:39 No.4861497
http://www.stdfriends.com/

This what you talking bout OP?

>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:39 No.4861500
Date her but tell her no sex just blowjobs. 


>My dick is screaming no, but my heart is telling me yes.
I read this as My dick is screaming yes, but my heart is telling me no.
I think that makes more sense.

>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:40 No.4861502
Do it, but don't fuck. Just get head

>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:40 No.4861508
inb4 you get herpes from her, she dumps you, and you become the cute nerdy girl who's lonely and dateless

>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:40 No.4861509
no, what happens if you fall in love, get married and start a family?
you'll end up with herpes and it will be transmitted to your children when they are born. they'll spend their entire lives with herpes

why would you want to put your kids through that?

>>  IgnantSeattlefag !!f2zk1UneQ 05/22/10(Sat)23:41 No.4861514
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>Browse /v/
>See identical thread with sports replaced with video games
>Go to /sp/
>See this thread, think I'm on /v/
>mfw sports on /v/

>>  NJfag ♯♯ Gold Account !!Dy6zFPpbw 05/22/10(Sat)23:41 No.4861519
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7025460&x=craigslist+tranny

>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:41 No.4861524
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Just do it, there's medication to help keep it at bay and it's not like you're going to be immortal if you don't anyway.

>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:41 No.4861525
sure is ron mexico itt

>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:42 No.4861540
Don't fucking do it. Seriously.
btw sage

>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:43 No.4861544
link the site OP
why hasnt anyone asked this

>>  Grand Masta Tyrone EZ Dick Biggums. !VRrDfNQ7E. 5/22/10(Sat)23:43 < No.4861546
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>STD dating website

>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:43 No.4861553
>>4861544
Because this is stale copypasta

>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:43 No.4861555
bumpydick is not a sport.

>>  Savedbyzero !!hk/BOOU0e 05/22/10(Sat)23:44 No.4861564
Saw this shit in /v/ and figured it would be reposted in /sp/.

>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:44 No.4861567
Simple solution? Wear a garbage bag.

There, your penis will never get close to the herps

>>  IgnantSeattlefag !!f2zk1UneQ 05/22/10(Sat)23:45 No.4861570
>>4861544

Here's the profile that the guy on /v/ found when he made this post:

http://www.stdfriends.com/betterthanbarbie03

>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:45 No.4861577
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>STD dating site

>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:46 No.4861589
>browsing /v/

FUCKING NERDS


>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:46 No.4861593
>>4861553
Ahhhh

>>4861570
I googled and found a site called positivesingles.com
Thanks for the link, now spot the dick on that site!
>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:47 No.4861599
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>>4861589
>>  IgnantSeattlefag !!f2zk1UneQ 05/22/10(Sat)23:47 No.4861600
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>>4861593

Are you just the only person that remembers that, or is there more than one?

I can never tell because you're anon :o
>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:48 No.4861611
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>STD dating site
>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:48 No.4861617
>>4861589
>post on 4chan
>call other people nerds

yeah, no
>>  Grand Masta Tyrone EZ Dick Biggums. !VRrDfNQ7E. 5/22/10(Sat)23:49 < No.4861628
>>4861600
>I can never tell because you're anon

FUUUUU-
Same shit happens to me
>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:50 No.4861642
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>STD dating site
>My dick is screaming no, but my heart is telling me yes
>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:51 No.4861651
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>>4861617
Shut the fuck up nerd
>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:53 No.4861672
I just saw this shit on /v/

please continue
>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:55 No.4861700
Does genital herpes gets into you if she suck your dick? you could date her and then have her suck you but not fuck her because you will have std too.
>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:56 No.4861707
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For those of you that can't figure it out, it's for people with STD's to date others with the same one so they don't have to worry about giving it to someone. 

I knew a guy who went on there thinking he had herpes, and got a date, only to have his doctor call him telling him he did not in fact have it, 2 hours before dinner with her. I laughed for minutes.
>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:57 No.4861713
Is it the same type of herpes if a girl with a cold sore gives you a blow job? Or is that different?
>>  Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)23:57 No.4861720
>>4861600
It's just me. I guess maybe I should get a trip.

>>4861628
Shut up MARERO
>>  Grand Masta Tyrone EZ Dick Biggums. !VRrDfNQ7E. 5/22/10(Sat)23:58 < No.4861727
>>4861720
>Marero
Oh shi-
He knows me
>>  Savedbyzero !!hk/BOOU0e 05/22/10(Sat)23:58 No.4861731
http://www.stdfriends.com/crazy_Lover7089

lol look beyond the profile picture.
>>  Anonymous 05/23/10(Sun)00:00 No.4861748
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>see this posted on /v/
>post it on /sp/
fuck off
>>  Anonymous 05/23/10(Sun)00:00 No.4861755
>>4861731
>19 year old single mother
>herpes
>>  Anonymous 05/23/10(Sun)00:03 No.4861784
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http://www.stdfriends.com/KB3CNV

Mother of god
>>  Anonymous 05/23/10(Sun)00:04 No.4861802
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>>4861784
>>4861784

Sweet jesus
>>  Anonymous 05/23/10(Sun)00:04 No.4861804
i found a tranny with aids if anyone's interested
http://www.stdfriends.com/pinkdivadani
>>  Anonymous 05/23/10(Sun)00:04 No.4861807
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>>4861802

Woops!
>>  IgnantSeattlefag !!f2zk1UneQ 05/23/10(Sun)00:04 No.4861810
>>4861784

>STD
>Other 

Dennis confirmed for AIDS.
>>  Anonymous 05/23/10(Sun)00:05 No.4861814
>>4861731
>Octember
>full figured
>>  Anonymous 05/23/10(Sun)00:06 No.4861831
>>4861804
TRANNY WITH AIDS
>>  Anonymous 05/23/10(Sun)00:06 No.4861842
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>>4861784
>HAM RADIO
>mf
>>  Anonymous 05/23/10(Sun)00:07 No.4861859
>>4861731
>resembles John Cleese too much for my taste
>>  Anonymous 05/23/10(Sun)00:07 No.4861864
>>4861804
>About to google "Pre-op TS (MTF)"
>realize what it is
>feel conflicted
>>  Anonymous 05/23/10(Sun)00:09 No.4861892
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http://www.stdfriends.com/drowrogue

>I am married, but he doesn't mind that I look for someone. 

I wonder why.



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