I posted a blog... elsewhere, today. Which prompted the following response from one of my fiercely intelligent, and amusing pals. Enjoy. I laughed til pain at this one...
way to bring the room down. i was just bouncing along having a grand ol' time and then BAM! you gotta go throw reality into the mix. for the sake of future endeavours, allow me to bestow upon you a tidbit of info that has never failed as it is a universality. and i have never, i mean NEVER been wrong when it comes to the male species and their interactions with the opposite sex. no matter how great he seems, no matter how sensitive he comes off, no matter how naturally he seems to cuddle or that adorable kick he does when he's chasing something in his sleep, you must always remember the male mantra. *ahem* repeat after me:
pussypussypussy, gotta get the pussy. pussypussypussy, gotta get the pussy.
it runs on a continuous loop 24/7. even the best of us, it's there. this is why gay men so often looked confused because they hear it and they're like "but i don't." it's just hardwired into the brain. it can be dealt with, but it's the ultimate default. this is why we suck. but this is also why we're so simple. don't give us more credit than we deserve. seriously. big dumb animals.
"what do you think he's thinking?" "do you think he's just playing games?"
no. we're not bright enough for games. it just appears that way to you because you're smarter than us and automatically expect to have a level playing field. we just want a field to play in. levels matter not. it's just pussypussypussy, gotta get the pussy. it's sad, but blame evolution. we're good at killing bugs and sometimes opening doors. we're good at flatulence. we're good at drooling. but we exceed at mating. it's just what we do.
mea culpa for dispelling any myths or hopes. good ones are around who can block out the voices long enough to be endearing and by then you've fallen for it and everyone's happy. but the good ones are few and far between. the rest are still jazzed about the discovery they made at age 2 or 3 that they had genitalia. not much progress beyond that point.
*kudos to *J* for this brilliance*