Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions,
ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better
and more confident about yourself and your actions.
Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness
and let you tell the world that you're ready and
willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost
immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you
can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from
living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past
and you will discover many talents you never knew
you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who
are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas.
However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming
pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:
- Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Attraction to the same sex
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you
are whispering when you are not.
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell
your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think
you can sing.
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you
can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting
