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A Cops Life

If you support your local law enforcement officer, deputy, or trooper, repost this with a "A cops life". It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about. You stay up for 16 hours He's been up for 48 straight _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. The rain in the middle of the interstate keeps him awake. __________________________ You complain of a "headache" and call in sick. He's chilled to the bone, hasn't eaten all day, has the flu, and then has to direct traffic in the snow. __________________________ You drink your coffee on your way to the mall. He would kill for a little bit of caffeine to keep him going. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He makes sure his gun is loaded and his vest is on. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He watches his buddy get shot. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks down the highway looking for the motorcyclist's missing limb. _________________________ You complain about how hot it is. He wears a vest, uniform, and duty belt and walks his beat for 12 hours. __________________________ You go out to lunch and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong. He hasn't seen a meal since last shift when he ate breakfast. __________________________ Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. Hes worn the same stinking, wet, grungy clothes for the past 24 hours....no time for a shower. __________________________ You go to the mall and get your hair redone. He holds the arms of some college girl who is trying to beat him up because she's so drunk. __________________________ You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over. His shift ended 2 hours ago and he got held over to work another 12 hours because of man power shortage. __________________________ You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight. He calls his girlfriend to tell her he's safe....then hangs up abrubtly beacause some nut job is beating his wife. __________________________ You yell and scream at the patrol car that just past you because they slowed you down. He's driving that car yelling into his radio because his buddy has a gun pointed at him. __________________________ You roll your eyes as a baby cries. He cries as he hears his new born cry in the hospital....but he was taking a drunk teenager in when his boy was born. __________________________ You criticize your police dept and say they're never there quick enough anyways. He blows the air horn while the person in front of him refuses to move while talking on their cell phone and doing their makeup. __________________________ You hear the jokes about a fallen cop and say he should have known better. He looks at the picture of his fallen comrade everytime he walks out the door of the dept to start his shift...and prays that tonight isn't his night. __________________________ You see the bright lights when you go by. He sees the broken bodies lying around the car. __________________________ You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't. He looks into buying a better bullet proof vest because he been shot at while doing a normal traffic stop. __________________________ You stay at home and watch TV. He takes his spare time to wash his uniform, polish his boots and clean his gun so he doesn't get yelled at by his supervisior for a scuff on his boot. __________________________ You crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable. He tries to sleep for an hour before he is needed for court all day and gets one hour...that should hold him through another 12 hour shift. __________________________ You sit there and judge him, saying the that it's a waste of money to have them around. Garbage truck workers make more than he does, but it's not for the money, it's for the people who don't appreciate what he does. ___________________________ You complain to him because you were the one pulled over, telling him, "Why aren't you out there catching real criminals." Then he tells you,"You just broke the law yourself, so to me , YOU are the criminal." ___________________________ You get to kiss your children every night before they get in bed He gets to tell his children over the phone that he might see them tomorrow. ___________________________ If you support your local law enforcement officer, deputy, or trooper, repost this with a "A cops life

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Body: When the Lord was creating police officers, he was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You've done a lot of fiddling around on that one."And the Lord said, "Have you read the specs on this order? A peace officer has to be able to run five miles through alleys in the dark, scalewalls, enter homes the health inspector wouldn't touch and not wrinkle his uniform.""He has to be able to sit in an undercover car all day on a stakeout, cover a homicide that night, canvass the neighborhood for witnesses and testify in court the next day." "He has to be in top physical condition at all times, running on blackcoffee and half-eaten meals. And he has to have six pairs of hands." The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pairs of hands... noway." "It's not the hands that are causing me problems," said the Lord. "It's the three pairs of eyes an officer has to have." "That's on the standard model?' asked the angel. The Lord nodded. "One pair that sees through a bulge in a pocket before he asks May I see what's in there, sir?' when he already knows what it is and wishes he had taken an accounting job. Another pair here in the side of his head for his partner's safety. And another pair of eyes in the front that can look reassuringly at a bleeding victim and say, You'll be all right, ma'am', when he knows it isn't so." "Lord," said the angel, touching His sleeve, "rest and work on this tomorrow." "I can't," said the Lord. "I already have a model that can talk a 250 pound drunk into a patrol car without incident and feed a family of five on a civil service paycheck."The angel circled the model of the peace officer very slowly. "Can it think?", she asked."You bet," said the Lord. "It can tell you the elements of a hundred crimes; recite Miranda warnings in its sleep; detain, investigate, search and arrest a gang member in less time than it takes five learned judges to debate the legality of the stop... and still it keeps its sense of humor. This officer also has phenomenal personal control. He can deal with crime scenes painted in Hell, coax a confession from a child abuser, comfort a murder victim's family and then read in the daily newspaper how law enforcement isn't sensitive to the rights of criminal suspects." Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger across the cheek of thepeace officer. "There's a leak", she pronounced. "I told you that you were trying to put too much into this model." "That's not a leak," said the Lord. "It's a tear." "What's the tear for?", asked the angel."It's for bottled-up emotions, for fallen comrades, for commitment to that funny piece of cloth called the American flag, for justice." "You're a genius," said the angel. The Lord looked somber. "I didn't put the tear there.", He said. Post this for all the officers/deputies that you know, who put their life on the line each day for you & me.

Been there done that,,,LOL

FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk Redneck FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs Redneck FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up -------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. Redneck FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Redneck FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you. Redneck FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your vagina. --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. Redneck FRIENDS: Steal each other ' s stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place. -------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone. Redneck FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team. -------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. Redneck FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that ' s what the crowd is doing. Redneck FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. -------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. Redneck FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" ---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar. Redneck FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out. ------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come. Redneck FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night ----------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. Redneck FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!! ------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week. Redneck Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long. --------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore". Redneck FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!". ------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. Redneck FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!! ------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you." Redneck FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you. ---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will ignore this Redneck FRIENDS: Will repost this
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