Two deaf people get married. During
the first week of marriage,
they find that they are unable to
communicate in the bedroom
when they turn off the lights because
they can't see each other
using sign language. After several
nights of fumbling around
and misunderstandings, the wife decides
to find a solution.
Honey, she signs, "Why don't we agree
on some simple signals?
For instance, at night, if you want
to have sex with me, reach
over and squeeze my left breast one
time. If you don't want
to have sex, reach over and squeeze
my right breast one time.
The husband thinks this is a great
idea and signs back to his wife,
Great idea, Now if you want to have
sex with ME, reach over and
pull on my penis one time. If you
don't want to have sex, reach
over and pull on my penis ... fifty times
***HATERS ROLL ON***
Have a Great Day
***STREAKING & NUDITY WELCOME***
Cappy
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