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Lo ! and Behold! I am come down from the mountain, bearing a new message from He who is most high!
He spoke to me from a cloud of smoke surrounding a burning bush that seemed to burn forever.
Upon viewing this miracle, I prostrated myself before Him and asked, "Lord, What is the meaning of life?"
So sayeth HE who is most high, " DUDE! ... WHAT?... ER... UM... UH...I FORGET.
GOT ANY CHEETOS?"
