DARN MEDICATION!
A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of
toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee for breakfast?"
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this
Vi#gra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she again asked if he would like something. "How would you like
a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"
Again he declines. "The Vi#gra," he says, "really trashes my desire for
food."
Come dinnertime, she once again asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you
like a juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a
rotisserie chicken?"
And he once again declines. "Naw, still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."
