Q. Why do men become smarter during sex?
A. Because they are plugged into a genius
Q. Why don't women blink during sex?
A. They don't have enough time
Q. Why does it take 1 Million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because they don't ask for directions
Q. Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
A. Because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock.
(You're laughing, aren't you!?!)
Q. Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A. So they won't hump women's legs at parties
Q. Why did God make man before woman?
A. You need a rough draft before the final copy
Q. How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?
A. Don't know....it's never happened
(come on we laugh at your blonde jokes)
Q. Why did God put men on earth?
A. Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn or fix the car
