Over 16,528,293 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He
Marched straight up to the counter and said,
" Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a
Job."
The social worker behind the counter said,
" Your timing is excellent.We just got a job opening from a very
Wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful
Daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply
All of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected
To escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have
To satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment
Above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, " You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said, " Yeah, well . . You started it."
