100 Miles an Hour
A young couple is out carousing one evening. While
driving down the highway the guy says to the girl, "If
I go 100 miles an hour, will you take off your clothes?"
She agrees and he begins to speed up. When the speedometer
hits 100 she starts to strip. When she gets all her
clothes off he is so busy staring at her that he drives
off the road and flips the car. The girl is thrown clear
without a scratch but her clothes and her boyfriend
are trapped in the car. "Go get help.", he pleads.
She replies, "I can't, I'm naked."
He points to his shoe that was thrown clear and says,
"Cover your snatch with that and go get help."She takes
the shoe, covers herself, and runs to the gas station
down the road. When she arrives she is frantic and yells
to the attendant, "HELP! HELP! My boyfriend's stuck!"
The attendant looks down at the shoe covering her crotch
and replies, "I'm sorry Miss. He's too far in."
