THINGS LEARNED LIVING IN THE SOUTHERN PART OF THE UNITED STATES
> OF AMERICA:
> 1. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
>
> 2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the south.
>
> 3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the
> south, plus a couple no one's seen before.
>
> 4. If it grows, it sticks; If it crawls, it bites.
>
> 5. "Onced" and "Twiced" are words.
>
> 6. It is not a Shopping cart, it is a buggy.
>
> 7. Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic.
> 8. People actually grow and eat okra.
>
> 9. "Fixinto" is one word.
>
> 10. There is no such thing as "lunch". There is only dinner and then
> there is supper.
>
> 11. Ice tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it
> when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar!
>
> 12. Backards and forwards means "I know everything about you."
>
> 13. The word "Jeet" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"
>
> 14. You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time
> it is.
>
> 15. You work until youre done or it's too dark to see.
>
> 16. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them.
