A little old lady, well into her eighties,
slowly enters the front door of a sex shop.
Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for
support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk:
"Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry
many different models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu caarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee,tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?"
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
She asks: " Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe sssunoooffabbitch offffff?"
