> Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on
>>> her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself
>>> beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a
>>> tissue.
>>>
>>> "What's the Matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in
>>> class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and
>>> 44?"
>>>
>>> Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local
>>> police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the
>>> 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and
>>> asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the
>>> policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."
>>>
>>> Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his
>>> picture?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as
>>> his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the
>>> horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked,
>>> "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm
>>> buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good
>>> shape before I buy.
>>>
>>> Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy
>>> Mom"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> If this brightened your day Don't let it stop here Pass it on with a
>>> smile
>>> keep spreading the cheer! Pass on to your friends! They like
>>> Johnny
>>> too ya know!
